April 30th
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
Albert Einstein
April 29th
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Doug Larson
April 28th
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me the most civilized music in the world.
Peter Ustinov
April 27th
Fun I love, but too much fun is of all things the most loathsome. Mirth is better than fun, and happiness is better than mirth.
Thomas Carlyle
April 26th
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
Albert Einstein
April 25th
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Winston Churchill
April 24th
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
William Wordsworth
April 23rd
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw
April 22nd
Nothing will ever be attempted, if all possible objections must be first overcome.
Samuel Johnson
April 21st
Humor comes from self-confidence. There's an aggressive element to wit.
Rita Mae Brown
April 20th
Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.
Robert Frost
April 19th
Spring makes its own statement, so loud and clear that the gardener seems to be only one of the instruments, not the composer.
Geoffrey B. Charlesworth
April 18th
It is not the greatness of a man's means that makes him independent, so much as the smallness of his wants.
William Cobbett
April 17th
Honesty coupled to beauty is to have honey a sauce to sugar.
William Shakespeare
April 16th
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.
W. Somerset Maugham
April 15th
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Herman Wouk
April 14th
Life is part positive and part negative. Suppose you went to hear a symphony orchestra and all they played were the little happy high notes. Would you leave soon? Let me hear the rumble of the bass, the crash of the cymbals and the minor keys.
Jim Rohn
April 13th
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal.
Henry Ford
April 12th
That best portion of a good man's life, his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.
William Wordsworth
April 11th
This must be Thursday, said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
Douglas Adams, THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
April 10th
The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
Henry Ward Beecher
April 9th
Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde
April 8th
In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.
Margaret Atwood
April 7th
Lost time is never found again
Benjamin Franklin
April 6th
If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.
Booker T. Washington
April 5th
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill
April 4th
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this it the ideal life.
Mark Twain
April 3rd
There are two types of education... One should teach us how to make a living, And the other how to live.
John Adams
April 2nd
There is repetition everywhere, and nothing is found only once in the world.
Goethe
April 1st
Who's more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?
Obi Wan Kenobi
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